Someone asked – “How do we upgrade to the weight loss version of celiac? I got the ‘everything swells and hurts’ beta version.” 😭

Yes, the 1.0 version of “everything swells and hurts” is currently in circulation. Version 2.0 is not scheduled until 2029.

An upgrade called “weight loss” was rumored to be in development, however, it was never in the development queue.  Not sure how that information got out, but internal discussions never included this feature.

The patch “more support from friends and family” was scheduled for release, but unfortunately it failed QA and has been sent back to development for further upgrades.

Some users report temporary relief with “gluten-free acetaminophen,” but that requires a costly add-on package.

Unfortunately, you purchased a lifetime subscription and there are no refunds.

Moving forward, we recommend:

• a strict gluten-free diet

• low stress levels

• and increasingly snarky answers for people who don’t support your subscription

Thank you for contacting technical support. We apologize in advance for your continued dissatisfaction with the product.

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